CHADDI ALAMAARIKAGATH. !!!!

Tintumon oru jockey chaddi vangi. Naatil thuni pokki ellavarkum kaanicchu kond nadannu. Vitil vann alamara thurannappol adishayam... CHADDI ALAMAARIKAGATH. !!!!

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Tintu : ividune railway stationilek ethra charge ?

tintumon autostandil Tintu:ividune railway stationilek ethra charge Auto:2o rs Tintu:ee petti kudeyundenkilo Auto:athin prathekich chargonum venda Tintu:enki ee petti onu railway station vare kondupo nan busil vannolam!!

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Tintu: Ini parajittentha aaa nerathu power cuttayirunnu !!!!!!!!

Tintu: nammude kashtakalathite neratha kanakk mashinte meth karantu kampi veenathu… Koottukar: Athendaaaa Tintu: Ini parajittentha aaa nerathu power cuttayirunnu!!!!!!!!

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Pavam njangade class teacherinu anganeyarikum......

Amma:Tintu, engnae vaa thorathe samsarichondirunal last vattum pidikum ninakariyamo?? Tintu: oho, pavam njangade class teacherinu anganeyarikum vattayathu !!!

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Tintu:Teacher chodichathu kondu matram njan tharanameniillalalo??

Teacher:Ninte kail oru 500 rupa undeannirikattee,athil ninnum njan 250 rupa kadam chodichal baaki eathra undavum?? Tintu:500 Rupa thanne undakum.. Teacher:Ateagane?? Tintu:Teacher chodichathu kondu matram njan tharanameniillalalo??

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Uragunna tintuvine eazhunealpichu kondu Teacher :-)

Uragunna tintuvine eazhunealpichu kondu Teacher:: da tintu eazhnealkada , classil kidannu eangane uragan pattumo?? Tintu:Pattum teacher,kure neramayi try cheyunundu, aa sabdam kurachu koodi thazhthiyiruneal nannayi uragan pattiyeane..!!

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Kidney Failure...

Doctor to Tintumon:

ninte oru kidney fail aayi..

Tintu aadyam kure karanju.. pinne kannu thudachu chodichu..

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Ethra maarkinu..!? *Good mrng*

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Ennal ente numbr kodutheku.

Dundu: Innu ente GirlFrndinte B'day anu avalku entha kodukuka

Tintu:Kanan engane undu?

Dundu: sundari anu

Tintu:Ennal ente numbr kodutheku.
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Kooduthal enthenkilum venamenkil ariyikkuka, appoopante avastha valare moshamanu

Tintumonte ammooma Americayil vechu marichu.
Tintumon deadbody natilekkayachu.
Koode oru letterum!

Priyappeta chettanu,
ammooma ittirikkuna dress chechikkulathanu.
Kuttikalkayi thalayude adiyil sweets vechitundu.
Pinne 5 jodi socks kaalil ittittundu.
Thalayil kuthiyirukuna clip aniyathiku kodukkanam.
Kooduthal enthenkilum venamenkil ariyikkuka, appoopante avastha valare moshamanu.
-ennu Tintumon ..
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Njan Station'leku varikayayirunnu..

Police: Helmet evide?

Tintumon: Sir..Sir,

Police: Enthada parungunne?

Tintumon: Njan Station'leku varikayayirunnu,
ente helmet kallan kondu poyi!
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Bykinte valathe pidi loosa......!!!!

Puthiya bike vangiya tintumon
2 divasam kayinju shoppilethi
tintu:  enikku venda e bike
slsmn:enthupatti
tintu: ithinte valathe pidi loosa......!!!!
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1000 Rs'nu enthu vangiyalum 1 saari free!

1000 Rs'nu enthu vangiyalum 1 saari free!
Next day kadayil oru bahalam.Why?










Tintumon 1000 roopakku chillara vangi, Saari venam polum..
Tintumon ROCKZ
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Pls vote 4 me. Ente format: "SSLC TINTUMON"

English-12
Hindi-2
Social-6
Maths-0 
Kandallo enik markselam kuravanu.
Eni passakanenkil ningalude SMS venam.
Pls vote 4 me. Ente format: "SSLC TINTUMON"
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LKG ROWDISM:

boy 1: aliya ninte penninu ukg-iyile oruthan rubber koduthu..
Boy2: ethada avante section?

Boy1: ukg c.. Pedikendaliya. Nammude piller undu avide.

Boy2:
BOOST BABUvinodum CERELAC SHEKHARINodum
HORLICS SAMinodum avane sketch cheyan para..
Ennit vaikuneram avante pencilum rubberum odichukalanjek..
Korachu neram avide kidanu karayate.
Ente penninu rubberu  koduthavan ini ezhutharuth...
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"LUTTAPPY"

Right brothersnu munpe avan pilot aayi.
Pushback seat illaathe,
sundarikalaaya airhostes maar illaathe,
athivega vimaanathile chunakkuttanaayirunnu aa kochu pilot... 
Aaraanu avan LOKATHIL AADYAMAAYI 
nicker  ITTU  PLANE PARAPPICHAVAN..     
"LUTTAPPY"

By LUTTAPPY FANS SECRETARY-
Tintu mon LKG B
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Kuda mattikittumo ennu nokkatte

Keeriya kudayumayi pokunna tintumonodu
Achan: Engotada ee keeriya kudayumayi?

Tintu: Thrissur poorathinu pova...
Avide kuda mattamundu...
Kuda mattikittumo ennu nokkatte:-)..

Pooram Aashamsakal...

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Oru sthree vandi odikunnu...

Teacher:
" Oru sthree vandi odikunnu... "

Ennu otta vakkil engane parayum??


Tintumon:

PENDRIVE...!!
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Tintumonte vishu asamsakal..

Vazhiyorath pasha vilkkunna aal:
"Enthu pottiyalum ottikkam. kadannuvaroo kadannuvaroo"

Tintu: Padakkam pottiyal ottichu tharumo!!
Tintumonte vishu asamsakal..
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What is Fe2 O3 ?

Chemistry Teacher: What is Al2 O3?



Tintumon:Alumina




Teacher:Tintu,What is Fe2 O3 ?




Tintumon:
  Filomina !
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ente choraya..!!

Tintumon
donated blood
to a pregnant woman.
After delivery...,
Tintu went to husband
and said
"congratz..!!
Kuttiye Nannaayi nokkane ente choraya..!! "
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