WhatsApp Hitz: 2010

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Stay Special..! Be urself...!

afsalme | 7:07 PM | Life, Wise Talks |

"In life, there r people better than u;
there r people worse than u;

but there will never be one who is u...!"

Stay Special..! Be urself...!
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Tears Are more truthful than Smile!

afsalme | 7:05 PM | Wise Talks |

Tears Are more truthful than Smile! Because,
You Can Smile in front of Everyone,
But, You will Cry Only infront of One Who is Special .
Good afternoon
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SOUTH AFRICA 2010

afsalme | 6:54 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS, Sports |

Velluvilikkan Njangalilla.
Njangale Vellan Aarund?
-ARGENTINA

Velluvilikkunnad Kollam,
Pakshe Tholkan Vendiyavarud.
-BRAZIL

Njangale Kalikkan Kootumo.?
-INDIA

propht sd

afsalme | 6:53 PM | Religious |

propht sd,"When the Imam is delivering the Khutba,
n u ask ur companion 2 keep quiet n listen,
then no doubt u hav done an evil act."
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HAPPY NEW YEAR

afsalme | 5:14 PM | Happy New Year |

I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvelous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Have a blessed, hopeful & perfect day.

afsalme | 5:09 PM | Good Morning |

Every morning has;
..a new begining
..a new blessing
..a new hope & its a perfect day coz its GODs GIFT.
Have a blessed, hopeful & perfect day.
GOOD MORNING
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We cannot beg someone to stay with us forever...

afsalme | 4:43 PM | Love |

We cannot beg someone to stay with us forever...

We have to accept the fact that
love doesn't give us the license to own a person....
Gd n8.
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Real Truth

afsalme | 4:39 PM | Wise Talks |

Real Truth:
"Every1 will forget every1 when they have some1 with them &
Every1 will remember every1 when they have no one with them".
Gud NGT.
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You-very...........

afsalme | 4:36 PM | Bluffing, Jokes |

You-very swéét
You-véry smart
You-very lovely
You-very cute
You-very glamourus. Ayyada...
Idhe enikku ente friend ayacha sms'aa....
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A person who irritates you always

afsalme | 4:35 PM | Love |

A person who irritates you always
is the one who likes you very much
but fails to express it...
Gud nite
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Love marriage is going near the snake & saying

afsalme | 4:33 PM | Comedy, Couple, Malayalam SMS |

Arrange marriage is
"While u r walking unfortunately a snake bites u"

But
Love marriage is going near the snake & saying,

Kadi... Kadi... Kadi..:);) g n..
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Kadannu poya manohara nimishangal

afsalme | 4:31 PM | Malayalam SMS, Wise Talks |

"Kadannu poya manohara nimishangal
thirichu kittanamennu aashikkaruth. karanam...
Thirichu kittillennu urappullathu kondanu
aa nimishangal manoharamayath...!!GN
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Think every1 equally.

afsalme | 4:09 PM | Life, Wise Talks |

Think every1 equally.
dont giv special place
4 any1.
bcoz,
its easy 2giv dat place.
but,
it hurts d most wen dat person dsnt knw d value of dat place.
Gud nt
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Our concept

afsalme | 4:06 PM | Jokes |

Old concept:"Do oR die"
.New concept:"Do before u die".
Latest concept: "Dont die until u do"..

Our concept: "WHAT TO DO!!!!????
gud mng

Make it, Mean it n Enjoy it...

afsalme | 4:04 PM | Life, Wise Talks |

There is always another chance for everything in life.
But, Fact is that there is no chance of another "Life".
Make it, Mean it n Enjoy it...
Gd n8..
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Best sexy sms of Millenium

afsalme | 3:49 PM | Adult SMS, Jokes |

Best sexy sms of Millenium :-
A note on a girl's T shirt -
"No use of looking... They won't get bigger.,
Unless u work on them..."
gdn8
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"Onnu kanichu tarumo".....

afsalme | 3:44 PM | Adult SMS, Class Room, Comedy, Malayalam SMS |

Whats the coolest thing about examination hall?
Its the only place where you can openly say to a girl

"Onnu kanichu tarumo".....;-)
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Real Frnd.

afsalme | 3:41 PM | Friends, Friendship |

The one who can sense ur sadness in ur smile,
can hear ur words in ur silence,
§ can feel ur love in ur anger,
trust him bcoz he/she is indeed ur
Real Frnd.
Gn.
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Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

afsalme | 3:39 PM | Couple, Jokes |

Wife:Darling today is our anniversary,
what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
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Be a true friend. .

afsalme | 3:37 PM | Friends, Friendship |

Every friends can say
"i can understand ur feelings"
but a true friend wil always say "i can feel ur feelings"
So..
Be a true friend. .
gud nyt

The GREATEST" If U Accept & Love othrs with their faults...

afsalme | 3:15 PM | Wise Talks |

You are GREAT if u can find ur FAULTS.

GREATER if U can remove or reduce them.

But,

U r
"The GREATEST" If U Accept & Love othrs with their faults...
Gd nyt:-)@

Ennal ente numbr kodutheku.

afsalme | 2:56 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS, Tintumon |

Dundu: Innu ente GirlFrndinte B'day anu avalku entha kodukuka

Tintu:Kanan engane undu?

Dundu: sundari anu

Tintu:Ennal ente numbr kodutheku.
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Tats enough...

afsalme | 2:09 PM | Friends, Old Friends |

May b i'm not the imprtnt person in ur life.
But i just hope that
1 day wen u hear my name u will just smile n say
i had a frd in dis name.Tats enough...
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If you guarantee me six things on your part I shall guarantee you Paradise

afsalme | 2:06 PM | Religious |

The Holy prophet(Peace and Blessings be Up on him) said:
"If you guarantee me six things on your part I shall guarantee you Paradise:
1>Speak the truth when you talk

2>keep a promise when you make it

3>when you are trusted with something fulfill your trust

4>avoid sexual immorality

5>lower your gaze (in modesty), and

6>restrain your hands from injustice..."
[ Al Tirmidhi, Hadith 1260]
(PRAY 4 ME TOO..)
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Kooduthal enthenkilum venamenkil ariyikkuka, appoopante avastha valare moshamanu

afsalme | 2:04 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS, Tintumon |

Tintumonte ammooma Americayil vechu marichu.
Tintumon deadbody natilekkayachu.
Koode oru letterum!

Priyappeta chettanu,
ammooma ittirikkuna dress chechikkulathanu.
Kuttikalkayi thalayude adiyil sweets vechitundu.
Pinne 5 jodi socks kaalil ittittundu.
Thalayil kuthiyirukuna clip aniyathiku kodukkanam.
Kooduthal enthenkilum venamenkil ariyikkuka, appoopante avastha valare moshamanu.
-ennu Tintumon ..
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Sunday, May 30, 2010

Future is not what we planned for tomorrow...!

afsalme | 10:40 PM | Life, Wise Talks |

Future is not what we planned for tomorrow...!
It is the result of what we do today..!
Do the best in present...
enjoy the future in great heights.
Gud nite
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Sunday, May 23, 2010

That's LIFE.!

afsalme | 11:15 PM | Life, Wise Talks |

Its alwys at the end of sumthng dat makes us realize
hw beautiful the beginning ws.!
But,unfortunately v can't live in our past.!
That's LIFE.!
gudevng dear
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Remember this in ur life

afsalme | 10:25 PM | Life, Wise Talks |

Remember this in ur life-
"If we get whatever we love den there is no respect 4 tears. ."

"If we love whatever we get den there is no need for tears. ."
Good evening
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Njan Station'leku varikayayirunnu..

afsalme | 10:02 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS, Tintumon |

Police: Helmet evide?

Tintumon: Sir..Sir,

Police: Enthada parungunne?

Tintumon: Njan Station'leku varikayayirunnu,
ente helmet kallan kondu poyi!
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Value of relation

afsalme | 9:47 PM | Love |

Value of relation is not how much one feels happy with a person,
but it is the emptiness that one feels without that person...
Gud night.
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Orumathiri THENDI PILLERE POLE!

afsalme | 9:46 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS |

Ninte Kusrithikal..
Thamasakal..
Cheriya Kallatharangal..
Mandatharangal..

Nee ipozhum pillere polaya..

"Orumathiri THENDI PILLERE POLE!";-)
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Paavam Jeevichupotte.

afsalme | 9:44 PM | Anayum Urumbum, Comedy, Malayalam SMS |

Ant1:aliya, avante kaal odichalo?
Ant2: allada,avante thumbikkai pizhuthedukkam?
Ant3:vidaliya..nammal 3 peru, avan oruthan...
Paavam Jeevichupotte.
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Walk along with me be my friend.

afsalme | 9:41 PM | Friendship |

Dont lead me because i dont want to follow you.
Dont follow me because i dont want to lead you.
Walk along with me be my friend.
Good mng
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Saturday, May 22, 2010

Bykinte valathe pidi loosa......!!!!

afsalme | 3:24 PM | Malayalam SMS, Tintumon |

Puthiya bike vangiya tintumon
2 divasam kayinju shoppilethi
tintu: enikku venda e bike
slsmn:enthupatti
tintu: ithinte valathe pidi loosa......!!!!
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B'CøøöoL

afsalme | 3:22 PM | Wise Talks |

Emotional minds never allow the person to take
correct decision in their life.
But cool mind leads one to take timely decisions to acheive life goals...
Gööd¤¤Night...
B'CøøöoL;-)
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'GUDNIGHT' & 'SWEET DREAMS'

afsalme | 3:21 PM | Good Night |

Innu rathri urangubol kothuku kadikkilla.
Bcoz My 'GUDNIGHT' Will take care of U'.
But urumbu kadichekam!! Bcoz,
I Wish u very 'SWEET' SWEET DREAMS.
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Ithalle, ;;JEEVITHAM....

afsalme | 3:19 PM | Life, Malayalam SMS |

Ambili ammavanu vendi karayunna Balyam . . .
Swapnagal sathyamavane... ennu aagrahikunna koumaram . . .
Snehikunnavare swanthamakan kothikunna yowvanam...
Aarkum vendatha vardhakyam...
Oduvil aarodum parayathe oru maranam...
Ithalle,
;;JEEVITHAM;;@
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Real Frnd.

afsalme | 3:17 PM | Friends |

The one who can sense ur sadness in ur smile,
can hear ur words in ur silence,
§ can feel ur love in ur anger,
trust him bcoz he is indeed ur Real Frnd.
Gn.

Loving MOM.

afsalme | 3:15 PM | Mothers Day |

When U feel ur alone in a crowd, When U think no one can understand U,
When ur Love is rejcted by others,&When u hate ur life,
Just close ur eyes
&
See her face who Loves U more than any one else,
Who cares 4 u in lonelines,
&dies 4 u when u cry.
she is no one else but ur sweet
Loving
MOM.
Love her more than anybody else in this world.
BeCause only she,was,is & will be there for ü...
If you love your mom pass this msg to everyone you know...
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
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No sound in this world can b louder than silence...

afsalme | 3:13 PM | Friendship, Love |

No sound in this world can b louder than silence...
If any1 can understand ur silence....
they can nevr misunderstand ur words...
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Vikariyum Kallanum

afsalme | 3:12 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS |

Vikari: Anyante Parampil Ninnum Thenga
Moshtichath Nallathaanodaa?

Kallan: Pottichu Nokiyillacho?!!
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Pain

afsalme | 3:01 PM | Friends |

Pain is not felt on the day of missing of ur dear frnds.
It is really felt wen u live each day without them
and with their memories
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Their reward is with God:

afsalme | 2:58 PM | Religious |

"Their reward is with God:
Gardens of eternity, beneath which rivers flow;
They will dwell therein for ever;
God well pleased with them,and they with him:
All this for such as fear their lord and cherisher.."
(holy Qura'n 98.8)
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An amazing LEFT/RIGHT brain coordination:

afsalme | 2:51 PM | Tricks, True Facts |

An amazing LEFT/RIGHT brain coordination:
Make clockwise circles with ur right foot,
n draw no 6 in air with right hand..ur foot will change direction...
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First bench students are intelligent.......Until.....

afsalme | 2:46 PM | Class Room, College, Jokes |

Fact of student life:
"First bench students are intelligent.......Until.....
Last bench students don't participate in d competition...
Gdnt dear
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Lonely hours are the best hours of life.

afsalme | 2:44 PM | Life, Love, Wise Talks |

....Lonely hours are the best hours of life.

BCoz its the only time we share our deepest secrets
with the most trusted person in the world.
Ourselves.....,.!

Gud n8
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free from malice towards anyone

afsalme | 2:13 PM | Religious |

"Son, if you are able, keep your heart from morning till night
and from night till morning free from malice towards anyone.
Then the prophet said: o my son!
This is one of my laws, and he, who loves my laws verily loves me."
[Bukhari]
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UKG Rowdy Guys.

afsalme | 2:11 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS |

UKG rowdy guys.
Son:Njan Schoolil pokunila
Mom:entha?
Son:joli cheiyan pova
Mom: UKG padichitu ninakh enth joli kittana
Son: LKG girlsinu tution edukhan..
gd nt
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Very beautiful saying of life..

afsalme | 2:10 PM | Life, Wise Talks |

Very beautiful saying of life..

"Everybody seems to be special at first sight
BUT
only very few will remain special to U till the last sight...."
gud eveng
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Athratholam Njan Ninne SNEHIKUNNU...

afsalme | 2:08 PM | Love, Malayalam SMS, Romantic |

Mazha Peyyunna oru dhivasam nee Purathirangi
2 Kayyum Neetti pozhiyunna Mazha Thullikal Shekharikkuka
Ninakk Ethra mazha Thullikal Kittiyo,
Athratholam Nee Enne SNEHIKKUNNU...
Pakshe.. ninakk ethra mazha Thullikal Kittathe Poyi,
Athratholam Njan Ninne SNEHIKUNNU...
Good night my dear
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friends will stay in the heart 4EVER..

afsalme | 2:06 PM | Friends |

Lovely times of our life will not return back 4ever.
But the lovely relation & the missing memories
of friends will stay in the heart 4EVER..
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Ninte SMSnu vendi

afsalme | 2:05 PM | Jokes, Picture SMS |

         ('.')
       _/|: | \_
   []""<,<,""""[]

Ravilamuthal evide kathirikukayanu......

Bussino Trainino alla.

Ninte SMSnu vendi ;-)
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waiting for ur

afsalme | 2:03 PM | Friendship, Love |

-->My eyes waiting for ur face.
-->My ear is waiting for ur voice.
-->My lips ready to talk with u. And
-->my mobile waiting for ur SWEET SMS...
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Strange but true

afsalme | 2:00 PM | Friendship, Love |

Read it carefuly and get the meaning!
"Minimum love is friendship."
"Maximum friendship is love"

Strange but true

gud ni8
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Height of dreaming:

afsalme | 1:58 PM | Dream, Jokes |

Height of dreaming:
Last night, Bill gates came to me and asked

.

.

.

.

.
Aliya Windows XP cd undoda !!!!
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Height of dreaming:

afsalme | 1:58 PM | Dream |

Height of dreaming:
Last night, Bill gates came to me and asked

.

.

.

.

.
Aliya Windows XP cd undoda !!!!
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"it was wonderful.. every1 was claping 4 me!"

afsalme | 1:47 PM | Wise Talks |

Baby mosquito came back after its 1st time flyng.
His dad asked him,"how do u feel"
He said, "it was wonderful.. every1 was claping 4 me!"
tHINK pOSITIVE
gud nite dear
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Dont hide the feelings

afsalme | 1:35 PM | Love, Romantic |

Dont hide the feelings abt some1 special 2u..
Bcoz one day when u realize 2 express them..
That Special 1 maY not b with u....

gdnt
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Ninakku vendiyum engo evideyo oru........

afsalme | 1:30 PM | Malayalam SMS, Teasing |

Jeevitham oru kathirupanu.
Parvathy sivane kaathirunathu pole,
nalan damayanthiye kaathirunnathu pole ,
shajahan mumthasinu vendi kaathirunnathu pole ,
Ninakku vendiyum engo evideyo oru

'' EENAMPECHI '' Kathirikkunnundavanam................
She is Waiting for a ''MARAPATTY''
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She is Waiting for a ''MARAPATTY''

afsalme | 1:30 PM | Malayalam |

Jeevitham oru kathirupanu.
Parvathy sivane kaathirunathu pole,
nalan damayanthiye kaathirunnathu pole ,
shajahan mumthasinu vendi kaathirunnathu pole ,
Ninakku vendiyum engo evideyo oru '' EENAMPECHI '' Kathirikkunnundavanam................ She is Waiting for a ''MARAPATTY''

omanikan mattoru raathri koodi....

afsalme | 1:29 PM | Good Night, Malayalam SMS |

Ninachirikatha swapnangalude sutharyathayil
neeradan vempal kolluna manasinu madhuramay
omanikan mattoru raathri koodi....
Gudnit
& Swt drms

Friday, May 21, 2010

MOTHER

afsalme | 12:44 AM | Mothers Day |

MOTHER-
she is the sign of love,caring ,patience.
2 day is jovial occasion 2 join our hands
2 wish all mothers a happy mothers day..
convey my regards 2 ur mother
Häppy mother's day
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Y MOM IS SPECIAL?

afsalme | 12:42 AM | Mothers Day |

Y MOM IS SPECIAL?

Wen I came in d Rain
Brother askd,
y dnt u tak an Umbrela?
Sistr advised,
y didnt u wait til rain stopd?
Dad angrily warnd,
wen u'll get cold thn u'll Realise.
Bt MoM,Dryin my hair said STUPID Rain! Culdn't it wait til MY CHILD COME 2 home?
Thats MoM !!!:-)
.
"Happy Mothers Day".
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You don't value it when you have it.

afsalme | 12:37 AM | Love |

God said,'This is love.You don't value it when you have it.
But,you repent when it's lost.
So,never let your loved ones go!'
good night n take care........
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convey my heartful thnks 2ur Mother

afsalme | 12:36 AM | Happy Mothers Day |

Plz convey my heartful thnks 2ur Mother
bcoz she given a special person in my life-dats u
Happy mother's day Wishs 2ur lovable mother.
:)
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Save a space for me in your heart

afsalme | 12:30 AM | Friendship, Love |

Save a space for me in your heart
and not in your mind
the mind easily forgets but the heart
always remembers like now i remembering you.
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best of d best frndz

afsalme | 12:27 AM | Friendship |

Small fights create big affection...
Only laughing dosn't create true F'ship..
Sumtimes fights, crying,scolding,
all mischieves makes best of d best frndz
gdnt
*

Thursday, May 20, 2010

AaroduM pArayendaaA; Athu NjaaNalla...!!

afsalme | 11:47 PM | Comedy, Love, Malayalam SMS |

Snehathinte nirakudam ennu ketitundo?
.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.
AaroduM pArayendaaA;
Athu NjaaNalla...!!
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lovely relation & the missing memories of friends

afsalme | 11:20 PM | Friendship |

Lovely times of our life will not return back 4ever.
But the lovely relation & the missing memories of friends
will stay in the heart 4EVER..
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Welcome to "sleepy airlines"

afsalme | 11:18 PM | Good Night |

Welcome to "sleepy airlines"
Ur flight wil be reaching "niceday" by 2mrw mrng.
Pls close ur eyes n fasten ur seatbelts as u trvl thru d land of Swt Dreams.
Gud nt
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Agrahikkunnathellaam kittiyaal....

afsalme | 11:16 PM | Malayalam SMS, Wise Talks |

Agrahikkunnathellaam kittiyaal....
oru pakshe ,nashttapedunnathu nammude jeevidhamairikkum...
onnum agrahikkaruthu,kittunnathu seeharikkuha...
have a nice sleep, good night, by ur friend..
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Saying Good night...

afsalme | 11:14 PM | Good Night |

Saying Good night is not just a formality.

Its the art of saying that...

I remember u till my last minute of the day...

Good night...
Sweet dreams...
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1000 Rs'nu enthu vangiyalum 1 saari free!

afsalme | 11:13 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS, Tintumon |

1000 Rs'nu enthu vangiyalum 1 saari free!
Next day kadayil oru bahalam.Why?

Tintumon 1000 roopakku chillara vangi, Saari venam polum..
Tintumon ROCKZ
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" FORGET ME IF YOU CAN..? "

afsalme | 11:11 PM | Friendship, Quotations |

Some says"Always Remember me..."
Some says"Never Forget me..."
But I love my attitude.. So I say...

" FORGET ME IF YOU CAN..? "
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Pakshe... kaalathinariyilla

afsalme | 11:03 PM | Quotations |

Orupaad snehikunnavare kaalam vegam verpeduthum..
Pakshe... kaalathinariyilla Verpad snehathinde azham valuthakumennu..."
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But knowing togethr is FRIENDSHIP...

afsalme | 11:01 PM | Friendship |

Coming together is a begining.
Keeping togethr is progres.
Living togethr is life.
Dying togethr is love.
But knowing togethr is FRIENDSHIP...
Good night.
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athinu mattoru avakashi undenna ...SATHYAM...

afsalme | 10:59 PM | Malayalam SMS, Wise Talks |

Swantham allatha onnine manasu kondu swanthamakan
sremikumbol orkuka
lokhathinte konil athinu mattoru avakashi undenna ...SATHYAM...

Gud ngt

Have a nice day
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Y students fails in exams?

afsalme | 10:56 PM | Exams, Jokes |

Y students fails in exams?
Bcoz.
8hrs of sleep every day=122 days
365-122=243 days
Summer holidays=61days
243-61=182days
Sunday in a year=52days
182-52=130days
Festival holidays=40days
130-40=90days
3hrs of daily playing=46 days 90-46=44days
Winter holidays=15days
44-15=29days
1 hr chating per day=15days
29-15=14days
Sickness days=10days
14-10=4days
Film time in a year=3days
4-3=1day
Remaning 1 day is birthday...

"So no time to study"
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I want my own wife..

afsalme | 10:16 PM | Jokes |

A kid aft being beaten up by his mom
was Sitting out.
Dad came & askd him,"Wat happened Son?"
kid:"Dad i cant adjust wit ur wife anymore!
I want my own wife.."
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this msg says that 1 of ur frnd still remembers u....

afsalme | 10:13 PM | Friends |

Wen time is fast,wen moments r hard,
wen every1 is busy,wen seconds r few,
this msg says that 1 of ur frnd still remembers u....
Good night.
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manasu niraye ONNU kanan kothiyille...

afsalme | 10:11 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS |

manasu niraye ONNU kanan kothiyille...

111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111
nale 2 kanikkam ok...
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Pls vote 4 me. Ente format: "SSLC TINTUMON"

afsalme | 10:07 PM | Comedy, Exams, Malayalam SMS, Tintumon |

English-12
Hindi-2
Social-6
Maths-0
Kandallo enik markselam kuravanu.
Eni passakanenkil ningalude SMS venam.
Pls vote 4 me. Ente format: "SSLC TINTUMON"
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Great line by a lovable friend

afsalme | 10:04 PM | Friendship |

Great line by a lovable friend:
"The longest distance on earth is not north 2 south..
It is WEN I STAND IN FRONT OF YOU..
AND YOU IGNORE ME."
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Who was 1st INDIAN WOMAN 2 fly abroad

afsalme | 10:03 PM | Comedy, Epic Jokes, Malayalam SMS |

Who was 1st INDIAN WOMAN 2 fly abroad
without passport & visa.? Guess?
SEETA with RAAVAN 2 SRILANKA...
Improve ur general Knowledge...! ;-)
Gdnt dear

"WHAT A PIECE aliya.!!"

afsalme | 10:02 PM | Comedy, Epic Jokes, Malayalam SMS |

Bhagavat gita says dat
"Evide sthree undo avide shaanti und"
Shaanti means peace.
Dats y wen boys see beautiful girls dey say.
"WHAT A PIECE aliya.!!"
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nin kootayi ennum njan undakum

afsalme | 9:57 PM | Friendship, Malayalam SMS |

Nashtapettu poya swapnangalum
thakarnu poya sankalpangalum veendedukan,
kaneer oppan, vedenikunna hridayathinu kulirekan,
nirmalamaya sowhridathil alinje pathinja swarathil
nilakyathe samsarikan nin kootayi ennum njan undakum
*

sugandamulla poovayirunnu ennorkkuka...

afsalme | 9:54 PM | Kavitha, Malayalam SMS, Wise Talks |

Chediyil puthiya pookal vidarumbol
orikkal vasantham thanna pazhaya poovine marakkaruth..

Vadiyathanenkilum orikkal ith
sugandamulla poovayirunnu ennorkkuka...
*

Let all your dreams come true...

afsalme | 9:46 PM | Wise Talks |

Dreams give
rise to hope...
Hope inspires efforts...
Effort results in Success...
So dreams are root of success...
Let all your dreams come true...
Good Night:-)
*

achan vazhaku paranjilla, Enthukond.?

afsalme | 9:44 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS |

Tchr:Than omanichu valarthiya maram
vetti kalanja Edisone achan vazhaku paranjilla,
Enthukond.?
Tintumon : Kodali appozhum Edisonte kayyil thanne ayathukond!!
*

avane thirich vilikanam........

afsalme | 9:42 PM | Comedy, Friends, Malayalam SMS |

"Yadhartha suhruth ethra vatam pinangi poyalum
nammal avane thirich vilikanam"

Kaaranam

Nammude ellaa rahasyavum aa thendik ariyunnath kond.
*

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

That's ur sweet frnd...

afsalme | 11:45 PM | Friends |

If Sombody makes u angry- that's ur Enemy...
If sombody disturbs ur heart- that's ur Lover..
If somebody makes both of this-That's ur sweet frnd...
*

Coffee at MG

afsalme | 11:44 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS, Song |

Palavattam kathu ninnu njan cellphonin padivathikal,
Oru callum cheyyatha nee fraud alle..
Azhakolum ponmyne call onnu cheyyoolle,
En phonil full charge ayi wait cheyyum njan.(2)
Nin msg-in rply cheyyan kothichathani nenjam,inbox ellam empty aakeelle.
Ponprabhatham vidarum neram eduthu njan cell kayyil,
kothicha callukal onnum vannila.
llibhyanayi vishathanayi Ekanthanay njan ninnu.(2)
come on babe com 2Call vilkilla vilkilla nee?? O oo o...
*

Love & Death

afsalme | 11:37 PM | Love |

Love & Death are two uninvited Guests,
Nobody knows when they comes,
But Both do the same work,
One takes Heart and the Other takes Its Beats..
Gudnit dr frnds
*

"I'm always with U"

afsalme | 11:35 PM | Friendship |

Frndship is a One way road to be travelled by two,
with hand in hand,
to care,
to share,
to forgive,
& to say silently
"I'm always with U"

Take care..gud nt
*

Its a cute love story

afsalme | 11:34 PM | Love, Story |

A boy had cancer & had only 30days left.
He liked a girl workin in a CD shop but never told her abt his luv
Everyday he used 2 buy a CD just 2 spend sometime wit her.
After a month he died When the girl went in search 4 him.
His mom told he died out of cancer & took her 2 his room,
where she saw all the cds unopened & the girl started crying.
U no y?
She had love letters 4him inside the CD's.
Both loved but never exprsd.
Good evening
*

U r Vry vry Special 4 Me So............

afsalme | 11:30 PM | Fun, Teasing |

U
r
Vry
vry Special
4
Me
So
u
Shld
Always
Tke
Cre
Of
urself
My
Dear
I
Can't
be
Wit
u
All
Time
So
Please
B
Creful
Wenevr
u
Jump
Frm
TREE 2 TREE.
Gud mg

I mean,u r my best friend.

afsalme | 11:26 PM | Friends |

I'm not rich, but My heart is rich.
I'm not smart, but My mind is smart.
I'm not right, but My selection is right.
I mean,u r my best friend.
Gdmorng..;-)
*

Friend and Problem

afsalme | 11:23 PM | Friends, Life |

In times f trouble, don't say- "hey frnd ,i hav a big prblm"..
Jst say- "hey prblm ,i hav a big frnd to share"..
Never frgt that!
Gud night
*

Then congratulations u are a perfect COLLEGE student..

afsalme | 11:20 PM | College, Fun, Jokes |

1.Do u feel lazy to get up early in the morning

2.Does a book work as a sleeping pill

3.Attend classes only for attendance

4.See the calendar for holidays

5.Cell in place of calculator

If the above is happening with u.

Then congratulations u are a perfect COLLEGE student..
*

Prove that

afsalme | 11:13 PM | Maths |

Prove that Every even number greater than two
can be expressed as the sum of two prime number.
eg: 4=2+2
6=3+3
8=3+5
10=3+7=5+5
12=5+7
....
*
Ans

Intrstng Story

afsalme | 11:10 PM | Friends, Fun, Jokes, Story |

3 friends living in D same flat on 110th floor
One day D lift wasn't working
So,they had to climb the Stairs
To pass time they decided Dat
1st person should tel a War Story,
2nd a Funny Story & 3rd a Sad Story

So,
1st person told a story &
They climb upto 50th floor

2nd 1 said a Funny story &
They climbd upto 109th floor

Now D 3rd has to say
He said a very sad story dat

I've kept the Door key in d Car".
kaisi lagi story:-P

Ninneyum orthu kondu oru thulli kannuneer ozhuki....

afsalme | 11:09 PM | Malayalam SMS, Old Friends |

Kalangal kazhiyumbol...... oru ozhivu sayahnathil
janal paalikaliloode vidhoorathayileku noki irikumbol......
nee ariyathe ninte pazhaya ormakal oru ilam kaatu pole
ninte manasileku oodi varum.......
Ninte pazhaya suhruthukal.......
avarumai onnichu chilavita aa sundara nimishangal.....
aarthu ullasicha aa tour dinangal......
nammal kalichum chirichum parasparam kaliyakiyum kazhinja aa idavelakal.....
cheriya pinakangalum paribhavangalum pinne valiya inakangalum......
angane enthellam...... oronnum angane ninte manasiloode kadunnu pokum.
Nee ariyathe thanne appol ninte kannu nirayum.
Aa kanner thudachu neekki nee ninte jeevitha thirakileku thiriyan orungumbol orkuka......
ninne pole thanne oral matevideyo kanum.......
Ninneyum orthu kondu oru thulli kannuneer ozhuki....
*

Sushichal dhukikendi varum

afsalme | 11:06 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS |

Sushichal
dhukikenda ennu parayunath verutheya....!
.

.

.

.

.

.

Sasi 1 kg kanjav sooshichu avane police pidichu..!

Ipo avan
dukkikunatho?

Think urself..
*

SO CUTE AND TRUE LINES

afsalme | 11:04 PM | Friendship, Love |

" Never choose me without understanding"

and

" Never lose me bcoz of mis-understanding

Good evening
*

dear one

afsalme | 11:03 PM | Friendship, Love, Wise Talks |

Every1 who stays with us all time doesn't become a dear one.

But, one who fills ur soul with care & love and wipes ur tears is the dear one.
*

LKG ROWDISM:

afsalme | 11:01 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS, Tintumon |

boy 1: aliya ninte penninu ukg-iyile oruthan rubber koduthu..
Boy2: ethada avante section?

Boy1: ukg c.. Pedikendaliya. Nammude piller undu avide.

Boy2:
BOOST BABUvinodum CERELAC SHEKHARINodum
HORLICS SAMinodum avane sketch cheyan para..
Ennit vaikuneram avante pencilum rubberum odichukalanjek..
Korachu neram avide kidanu karayate.
Ente penninu rubberu koduthavan ini ezhutharuth...
*

Monday, May 17, 2010

a friend like u

afsalme | 10:28 PM | Friends |

A loving memory of ur smiling face,
a friend like u can never replace,
deep in my heart u will always stay freshly
remembred Everyday.
Gud night. -
*

sneham thirich tharaan......

afsalme | 10:25 PM | Friends, Malayalam SMS |

Snehikkan orupaad pere kittum,
Marakadhirikkan kure ormakalum undagum.
But sneham thirich tharaan yadhartha suhruthu mathrame undaakoo..
Gud nite...
*

"LUTTAPPY"

afsalme | 10:22 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS, Tintumon |

Right brothersnu munpe avan pilot aayi.
Pushback seat illaathe,
sundarikalaaya airhostes maar illaathe,
athivega vimaanathile chunakkuttanaayirunnu aa kochu pilot...
Aaraanu avan LOKATHIL AADYAMAAYI
nicker ITTU PLANE PARAPPICHAVAN..
"LUTTAPPY"

By LUTTAPPY FANS SECRETARY-
Tintu mon LKG B
*

Which is the most elastic element of the world?

afsalme | 8:43 PM | Wise Talks |

Which is the most elastic element of the world?
"TIME" It maximises the minutes when we are waiting
& minimises the hours when we r Enjoying..

Gd.aftrnun.
*

Dedicated to special people of my life.

afsalme | 8:35 PM | Friends |

Dedicated to special people of my life.
I say Crazy Things When i am Hyper but don't do them.
I say Stupid Things When i am Angry but don't mean them.
I say Hurtful Things When i am Hurt but i don't mean to hurt u.
I say Silly things without thinkng bt laugh at myself later
To all my dear 1s who ignore my crazy talks & laugh at my silliness
Thanks 4 accepting me d way am & glad i met u in dis beautiful journey called "Life"
.....
*

Someone else Might need "u"

afsalme | 8:32 PM | Love |

See how beautifully God has added
one More day in your life
Not necessarily bcoz You need it
But because Someone else Might need "u"
*

"Sania mirza maried Shoiab malik...."

afsalme | 8:30 PM | Jokes |

"Sania mirza maried Shoiab malik...."

stupid girl took indian pledge too seriously:-
"All Indians are my brothers and sisters"
*

Kuda mattikittumo ennu nokkatte

afsalme | 8:14 PM | Comedy, Festivals, Malayalam SMS, Tintumon |

Keeriya kudayumayi pokunna tintumonodu
Achan: Engotada ee keeriya kudayumayi?

Tintu: Thrissur poorathinu pova...
Avide kuda mattamundu...
Kuda mattikittumo ennu nokkatte:-)..

Pooram Aashamsakal...

agraham illanjittalla. Maman blind aayi poyille

afsalme | 8:11 PM | Comedy, Epic Jokes, Malayalam SMS |

Panchali vasthrakshepam nadannu kondirikunnu.
Panchali dhrutarashtrarodu; prabho, angithu kanunnille?
Dhr: agraham illanjittalla. Maman blind aayi poyille.
*

So sweet. Nw continue ur work! Thanx 4 remembering me.....

afsalme | 8:09 PM | Jokes, Teasing |

I knw
u are
so-so-so
B-U-S-Y
Bt
4
3 seconds,Think of me.

   ..1..

   ..2..

   ..3..

So sweet. Nw continue ur work! Thanx 4 remembering me..... GN
*

GO GET MARRIED FAST AND BECOME PARENTS...

afsalme | 8:03 PM | Jokes, Parents |

There is nothing greater than "PARENTS" in this world...so...

GO GET MARRIED FAST AND BECOME PARENTS... :-
Think different!
Do different!.
;)

"THRISSUR POORAM"

afsalme | 7:55 PM | Festivals, Malayalam SMS |

Mannilum vinnilum naadavismayam....
Manasukalil kulir chorinjukondu elanjitharamelam...
Kannukalil nirangal peyyichukondulla kudamaatam....
Mannil aninjorungi nilkunna kariveeranmaar...
Vinnil pookalavum,prakambanavum theerthukondulla karimarunnu prayogam...
Thrisurkarkithu oruvarshathe kathiripinu sheshamulla
Swapna saafalyam....
Ethu nammude swantham "THRISSUR POORAM"..
*

good manners

afsalme | 7:49 PM | Religious, Wise Talks |

"There is nothing heavier upon the scales
of the believers on the Day of Resurrection
than good manners."
[Abu Dawood 36:4781]
*

Trust Him fully

afsalme | 7:48 PM | Wise Talks |

When God leads u 2 d edge of difficulty,
Trust Him fully.
Only 2 things will happen.
Either He will catch u wen u fall or
He will teach u how to fly.
*

Saturday, May 15, 2010

"This Time Will Pass Away.."

afsalme | 6:11 PM | Story, Wise Talks |

Meaningfull Msg:
Akbar said to Birbal:
"Tell me a sentence that if we read it in happy time
we should become sad & if we read it in sad time
we should become Happy"
Birbal Replied:
"This Time Will Pass Away.."

:-):-):-)

Attitude matters a lot in sculpting ur identity.

afsalme | 6:09 PM | Story, Wise Talks |

A man saw a poor boy lookin at his expnsive car,
he offered d boy a drive. Boy: car is marvelous!
What d cost? Man: donno. my brother gifted it
Boy: so nice of him
Man: U also want 2 hv a brother like him.
Boy: No. I wanna BE A BROTHER LIKE him
Attitude matters a lot in sculpting ur identity.. :-)
gud eve

FORGIVE everyone Feel like HEAVEN

afsalme | 6:08 PM | Wise Talks |

A nice thought
"Wen v hv da HEART 2forget those who made us SMILE,
y cant v hv da heart to FORGIVE smeone who made us CRY...
FORGIVE everyone
Feel like HEAVEN"
*

Oru sthree vandi odikunnu...

afsalme | 6:05 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS, Tintumon |

Teacher:
" Oru sthree vandi odikunnu... "

Ennu otta vakkil engane parayum??

Tintumon:

PENDRIVE...!!
*

a Way 2 Get 1 More Step Closr 2 Ur Close Ones

afsalme | 6:02 PM | Quotations |

In Evry Relationship Misundrstnding Do Exist,
But It Dsnt Mean The Trust Ends,
It Simply .
Gd n8.. Swt drmz... Tak care...
*

Share ur feelings

afsalme | 6:00 PM | Quotations |

"A Heart dies
wen it is not able to share's its feelings.
But a heart suicides itself wen another heart doesn't understand its Feelings.!
Be expressive...
Share ur feelings without much hesitation...";-)

1c in lyf, do fall in LuV

afsalme | 5:37 PM | Love, Wise Talks |

1c in lyf, do fall in LuV
Not necesarly wid a persn

But wid an idea, a dream, an ambition

More often it'l b a reason 2 wake up wid a smile..
*

Tintumonte vishu asamsakal..

afsalme | 5:21 PM | Comedy, Happy Vishu, Malayalam SMS, Tintumon |

Vazhiyorath pasha vilkkunna aal:
"Enthu pottiyalum ottikkam. kadannuvaroo kadannuvaroo"

Tintu: Padakkam pottiyal ottichu tharumo!!
Tintumonte vishu asamsakal..
*

" VISHU " ashamsakal...

afsalme | 5:20 PM | Happy Vishu, Malayalam SMS |

Kanikkonnakal viriyunna medamasa ponpulariyil.,
iswaryathinte pratheekamayi oru VISHU koodi varavayi..
Snehapoorvam orayiram
" VISHU " ashamsakal...
*

VISHU ASAMSAKAL

afsalme | 5:19 PM | Happy Vishu, Malayalam SMS |

Aiswarya samridhiyude ormakalum..
Nalla nalekalude pratheeshakalumay..
Veendum oru Vishu pulari koodi...

VISHU ASAMSAKAL

Good morning
*

Vishu asamsakal ninakkai..

afsalme | 5:19 PM | Happy Vishu, Malayalam SMS |

Konnapoovinte drishya charuthayum
vishu pakshiyude madura sangeethavumayi
veendum oru vishukalam koodi vannethi..
Vishu asamsakal ninakkai..
*

Orayiram VISHU ASHAMSAKAL":-/

afsalme | 5:18 PM | Happy Vishu, Malayalam SMS |

¤Kodimundum..
¤Kaineetavum..
¤Kalichiriyum
¤Pinne orupidi
¤Konnapookkalum
¤Manasil nirachu
Orupadu
¤Snehavumayi
Orayiram
" VISHU ASHAMSAKAL":-/
*

Advanced wishes "HAPPY VISHU"

afsalme | 5:17 PM | Happy Vishu, Malayalam SMS |

"Niraparayum Nilavilakkum"
"Pinne Orupidi Konnappoovum"
"Manasil Orupadu Snehavumayi"
veendum oru VISHU kalam koodi.
Advanced wishes "HAPPY VISHU"
*

'VISHU ASAMSAKAL'

afsalme | 5:16 PM | Happy Vishu, Malayalam SMS |

Ormakal orupadulla manasinde ullarayil
niramulla ormakalunarthi kanikonnakal poothu,
"VISHU varavai" snehathode orayiram
'VISHU ASAMSAKAL'
*

HAPPY VISHU TO U & UR FAMILY...

afsalme | 5:15 PM | Happy Vishu, Malayalam SMS |

"Kai Niraye Konnapoovum,
Niraparayum, Nilavilakum,
Manasu Niraye Snehavumay Vishuvine Varavelkam
" HAPPY VISHU TO U & UR FAMILY..."

Dis is life...

afsalme | 5:14 PM | Story, Wise Talks |

I aimed at a beautiful flower in d branches of a tal tree..
But i lost my balance n consequently fel into a pond..
I was disappointd...
My eyes wer filld wit tears..
But wen i regained calmness,i saw many beautiful lotus floatng around me...
Dis is life...
God makes u fal at times to fil ur life wit gud virtues...
Life takes away wat u desire, to giv u mor dan wat u desired for......
*

If never made a mistake in their life,

afsalme | 5:13 PM | Wise Talks |

If someone feels that they had never made a mistake in their life,
then it means they had never tried a new thing in their life...
-einstein
*

muri vaadakaku kodukunund, veno...?

afsalme | 5:12 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS, Story |

Ramu oru maram vettukaaran aayirunu.
Avanu swanthakaaro, veedo onnumillayirunu.
Oru divasam avan maram vettan katileku poyi.
Apozhanu oru pazhaya maram avante kannil pettath.
Avan randum kalpichu vetti.
otta vetinu randu muri.
Oru muriyil avan thaamasam thudangi,
mate muri vaadakaku kodukunund, veno...?
*

When "HEART" fail...

afsalme | 5:10 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS, Teasing |

When "WORDS" fail...
"EYES" speaks.

When "EYES" fail "HEART" speaks.

When "HEART" fail...

pinne onnum speakanda, kurishu vecha pettikathu keri kidanna mathi..
Gn8.
*

Bcz I want to see u always HAPPY . . . . . .

afsalme | 5:09 PM | Friends, Love |

If care is a raindrop,
I send u shower
   !!!!!
   !!!!!
   !!!!!
If happiness is petal, I send u
flowers
      *%*%*
          )!(
         (   )
If smile is second, I send u
hours
. '12' .
9   _/   3
   ' .6. '
If prayer is
water, I send u
sea
-_-_-_-_-_- - - - - -
-_-_-_-_-_- - - - - -
-_-_-_-_-_- - - - - -
If joy r leaves,
I send u
trees
,:*"*;,    ,:*"*;,
*;% ,,* *; %,,*
__)(__      __)(__
Bcz I want to see u always HAPPY . . . . . .
GOODNIGHT
*

Lessons to learn

afsalme | 5:07 PM | Story, Wise Talks |

A little lady bird ws flying back home in winter..
The bird froze n fell 2 d ground..
A cow came by n dropped sum dung on it.
Bird began 2 realize how warm it was,
& soon began 2 sing wid joy..
A passing cat heard d bird singing & dug her out, cleaned her n ate her.

Lessons to Learn:
1. Not everyone who drops shit on u is ur enemy
2. Not everyone who gets u out of shit is ur frnd
And
3. Wen u R in deep shit,its better 2 keep ur mouth shut!
Gdnght:-)

What is Fe2 O3 ?

afsalme | 5:05 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS, Tintumon |

Chemistry Teacher: What is Al2 O3?

Tintumon:Alumina

Teacher:Tintu,What is Fe2 O3 ?

Tintumon:
Filomina !
*

Noth¡nG caN b (swEeTeR) tHAn u,m¡ FrEnd.

afsalme | 5:03 PM | Friends, Friendship |

WeneVr ! C reDRoSes
WeneVr ! C DewDroPs
WeneVer ! C pEtaLS daNc¡ng ¡n d brEeZe..
! s¡Mply sM¡lE & tH¡nk Noth¡nG caN b (swEeTeR) tHAn u,m¡ FrEnd.
*

Lonelyness is a nice feeling

afsalme | 5:02 PM | Wise Talks |

Lonelyness is a
nice feeling
beyond words
wen v choose it ourselves . . . .
Bt its horible
wen others make us
to choose it..
Gudnght;-)
*

Njan Ninne Eduthotte?

afsalme | 5:00 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS |

Ninne Kanan Entha Resam,
Ninte Dressing Wonderful,
Ninte Notam Ha Athimanoharam
Ninte aa Nilp Vry Gud Personality
So Njan Ninne Eduthotte?

"PAADATHU VEKKAN'';->
*

enneppati oru module thane undakum

afsalme | 4:58 PM | College, Comedy, Exams, Malayalam SMS |

"Tendulkar Failed In X'th Std In 1988.
But Now In 2009, Maharashtra 10th Std 1st Lesson Is Abt Tendulkar

Mikkavarum BTech-nu enneppati oru module thane undakum
*

show truly who U are

afsalme | 4:56 PM | Wise Talks |

By impressing people, U can make like you.
But to make them love U, only way is showing truly who U are.
Bcoz every character has its own value.
Gdnt

ente choraya..!!

afsalme | 4:55 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS, Tintumon |

Tintumon
donated blood
to a pregnant woman.
After delivery...,
Tintu went to husband
and said
"congratz..!!
Kuttiye Nannaayi nokkane ente choraya..!! "
*

Nashtappedaam, Pakshe...

afsalme | 4:53 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS, Tintumon |

"Nashtappedaam, Pakshe
Pranayikkathe irikkaruth." -
kamala suraya
.
.
.

"suppliyadikaam, pakshe
xam ezhuthathe irikaruth."-
Tintumon

"mam attendance"

afsalme | 4:44 PM | College, Jokes |

She came bt i did nt c
she smild bt i did nt notice
she talkd bt i did nt listen
Finally she left
Den i ran bhind her n cald out her name
she turnd around n luked at me n breathless i lukd into her eyes n told her

"mam attendance"
*

enta janasankya vardanav undavatath?

afsalme | 4:42 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS, Tintumon |

Babu:Namude panjayathil itrayadikam pennungal
prasavichitum enta janasankya vardanav undavatath?

TintumoN:ivide oru pennu Garbini akumbol oru thendy mungum. .B-
*

Sweetest Way of proposing a gal ever

afsalme | 4:38 PM | Love, Romantic |

Sweetest Way of proposing a gal ever:
Boy knockd at door, gal opened d door,
Boy said "do u belive in Luv at 1st sight
or i shud come again??"
*

Defeat is not when

afsalme | 4:37 PM | Wise Talks |

" Defeat   is not
     when you fall
      down .
    It is   when   you
    Refuse   to
    get   up " !
Good Morning...!!:-)
*

never u cry

afsalme | 4:35 PM | Friendship |

D most touchin lines written by a man
2 his best Frnd
"Ever u miss me, never u cry.
For a drop of tear in ur eyes,Is a day les in my life..........
*

Tintumonum wifum

afsalme | 4:30 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS, Tintumon |

Tintumonum wifum thammil pinangi.
Tintu office il ninn wife ne villichu:Rathri entha food?
Wife: Visham.
Tintu: Njan late aakum. Nee kazhichu kidanno!
*

My care My Anger

afsalme | 4:26 PM | Friends, Love |

" My care will always be in my Heart & not in my Words "

" My Anger will only be in my Words but not in my Heart "
*

Friday, May 14, 2010

Our destiny is NOT tied to any1

afsalme | 11:50 PM | Wise Talks |

Wen people walk away frm U,let dem go.
Our destiny is NOT tied to any1.
It DOESNT means dat dey r Bad,
it juz means dat deir part in our story is OVER.
,gudni8.

So plz Sms me..

afsalme | 11:48 PM | Friendship, Jokes |

The past is not in ur hand
The future is not in ur hand

But in present the mobile is in ur hand
So plz Sms me..
*

Heart feels

afsalme | 11:47 PM | Friendship, Love |

Beautiful truth: read carefully!!

The Heart feels light when Someone lives in it......!
But feels very heavy when Someone leaves it......!
Good Night;-)
*

How blessed I am to be a muslim

afsalme | 11:45 PM | Religious |

How blessed I am to be a muslim :
I say a simple salam to someone I am rewarded,
I smile at someone I am rewarded,
I pray in masjid with jamaat am rewarded 27 times
more than those who pray individual ,
i begin anythin with bismillah that action of mine is rewarded ,
i think of doing a good deed I am rewarded,
i control my temper I am rewarded,
i hold d glass with my right hand while drinking I am rewarded ,
forwarding this msg also may rewarding..
*

Boys Hobies...........

afsalme | 11:39 PM | College, Comedy, Jokes |

New Teacher:studnts tel ur Name & hobies!
Nw boys start.. i am Robert,My hoby s watchin bubble in d bath tub
i am Rohit,My hoby s watchin Bubble in d bath tub.
i am Raghu,My hoby s watchin bubble in d bath tub..
Tchr:i wonder u all hav same hobies,next girl..

Tel abt urself.. Girl:i am Bubble..
* ;)

Love & Death are two uninvited guestz

afsalme | 10:27 PM | Love, Wise Talks |

Love & Death are two uninvited guestz,
when they will come nobody knowz,
but both do the same work,
"One takez Heart And othEr takez itz Beatz.."
good mornin..
have a gr8 day!!
*

"+.happy B'day.

afsalme | 10:20 PM | Birthday Wishes |

"Ready start.......

"01"

" 01.0"

"01.04"

"01.04.2"

"01.04.20"

"01.04.201"

"01.04.2010"

.+" "+" "+.
'.
"+.happy B'day.
*

The 4 hardest tasks on Earth

afsalme | 10:19 PM | Wise Talks |

The 4 hardest tasks on Earth
-to return love for hate,
-to include the excluded,
-to forgive without apology,
&
-to be able to say "I was wrong"!
*

6 apple 8 perkku engane kodukum

afsalme | 10:17 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS, Tintumon |

MATHS Teacher: 6 apple 8 perkku kodukkanam.
Ithu 8 perkku engane orupole veethichu nalkum ?

Tintumon:

"JUICE ADICHU KODUTHAL MATHI"
Tintu ROCKZ.. :)

IPL 2011- New team for KERALA

afsalme | 10:00 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS |

IPL 2011-
New team for KERALA.

"Captain aagunnathine kurich njan alojichitila"
-Sreesanth.

"Team'il edukkuna karyam njanglum aalojichitila"
-Team management
*

Time

afsalme | 9:47 PM | Wise Talks |

"Time is the mOst elastic element Of wOrld"
bcOz
it lengthens the minutes when you are waiting
&
rushes the hOurs when you are enjOying.
Gdmrng
*

Tintumon is Serious....!!

afsalme | 9:12 PM | Exams, Jokes, Tintumon |

Tintumon went 2 Hotel...

Orderd food...

Ate it...

Paid d bill...

Returnd 2 home.

No jokes...

Its an exm time...
He's serious! ;)
*

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Bakkiyaavunath Nalla ormakal mathram

afsalme | 11:02 AM | Friendship, Malayalam SMS, Quotations |

Jeevidhthil Enthu Nediyaalum suhrth bandhatholam
vilayulla mattonnilla. Nediyathellam Nashtappettalum
Bakkiyaavunath Nalla ormakal mathram
*

snehikkunna hridhayathe vanjikkaruthu..

afsalme | 10:49 AM | Love, Malayalam SMS |

Snehathinte vellithaalathil aayiram kannuneer
choriyendi vannaalum aathmarthamayi
snehikkunna hridhayathe vanjikkaruthu.."
*

Pozhinjuveena Kanneerinte..

afsalme | 10:41 AM | Kavitha, Malayalam SMS |

Pozhinjuveena Kanneerinte Dinangalkk Nere Nokki
En Hridhayam Vidaparayunnu..
Evideyo Alayunna Prakashathe Thante Nenjilettanayi..
*

Exam, marks, %

afsalme | 10:27 AM | Exams, Hindi SMS, Jokes |

Exam, marks, %, Sab bekar ki baatein hai,
Sab mohmaya hai, Tum khali hath aaye ho,
khali hath jaoge, Bhram se niklo, Satya ko apnao,
chadar odho aur so jao!
*

"Ek hansta hua sharabi kabhi nahi marta"....!!

afsalme | 8:53 AM | Hindi SMS, Jokes |

A drink decreases 5min of life and a smile inceases 10 min of life...
Important Moral from this= "Ek hansta hua sharabi kabhi nahi marta"....!!
:-)
*

Bcz d T.V is off..

afsalme | 8:51 AM | Fun |

An elephant has 5 bananas & it is hungry, bt yet it does not eat any, Y?

Bcz bananas r made of plastic.

Next . . .

D 5 bananas r real, yet d elephant does not eat, Y?

Bcz the elephant is made of plastic . .nevr giv up,

Nxt . .

Both d elephant & banana r real, yet can't eat, Y?

Bcz d bananas r in T.V,
Oops . . cool down.

Nw both elephant & bananas r real & in T.V bt can't eat, Y?

Bcz both of dem r in diffrnt channels.

Nxt,

Both elephant & bananas r real & in T.V & same channel bt can't eat, Y?

Cmon think . . .

Bcz d T.V is off.
*

Delete.........................

afsalme | 8:49 AM | Fun |

57YNXoY648XYw 2YXdXel9e30YtYeX845XY6XY4Y5X t2h2XeY4X YYm3Xs04X5Yg. X6YXDYeXlXYXetXYe XaXllX nYXYXYuXYXmXYbeXYXrYXs.X.YDYeYleYtYe aYll XYY
Delete all Y
*

SUBHA RATHRI.

afsalme | 8:46 AM | Good Night, Malayalam SMS |

Puzha Pole Ozhukunna Ee Jeevithathil
Santhoshavum Dhukkavum Nalkikkondu
Mattoru Pakalum Maranju.
Ormikkan Omanikkan Madhura Swapnangal Nernnukondu
SUBHA RATHRI.
*

Thakarkkappetta vishvasam...!!!

afsalme | 8:45 AM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS |

Ammu nee ente jeevanalle mole! Innu nee thakarthath viswasamanu!

Nenjod cherthu njan valarthiya viswasam!

(achan Letter churuttunu)

-makal thirichu varunnu.

(Focus on hands)

kettipidichu karayunnu

(thazhe ezhuthi kanikkunu)

"Viswasam Athale ellam!"

-Ithokke ezhuthi kanikkumbozhum bag pidichu carinaduth nikkuna pavam payyane arum kandilla.

Athum oru vishvasamalle!! Thakarkkappetta vishvasam...!!!

Boys welfare council
*

a true friend's silence in exam hall

afsalme | 8:43 AM | Comedy, Jokes, Tintumon |

Hundred words of a teacher does not give pain in exam hall..
But a true friend's silence in exam hall
makes more tears in heart!!?-Tintumon
*

whnever life pulls U back,dnt worry

afsalme | 8:43 AM | Wise Talks |

"Tiger steps back b4 it jumps 4ward.."

So whnever life pulls U back,dnt worry.
It's going 2 lead U 4ward 2 a great victory..!!!

Goodmorning...
*

friendship like PARIPPUVADA...

afsalme | 8:41 AM | Comedy, Friendship |

Puffs has 4 ends, samosa has 3 ends,
pazhampori has 2 ends, but our friendship has
no end like PARIPPUVADA...
;)
*

wonderful meaning

afsalme | 8:40 AM | Friendship, Love, Quotations |

I like people like you who like others like me &
make others like me to like others like you.

Think again &
again there is a wonderful meaningf

Strange but true!....

afsalme | 8:39 AM | Fun, Love |

-"We dont succeed in our first love
Bcoz we lack certain qualities.
But after achieving those qualities
we never love again"
Strange but true!....
*

soft and PLEASANT MORNING.......

afsalme | 8:37 AM | Good Morning |

Drops on a rose is the tears of the night
to give way to Morning.
I keep them in my hand, close my eyes
and wishing u a soft and PLEASANT MORNING.......
*

Aaril anju poyal........

afsalme | 8:36 AM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS, Tintumon |

MATHS TEACHER:"Aaril anju poyal enth kittum?"
TINTUMON: "Anjuvinte dead body kittum,
karanam avalku swimming ariyilla...!!! ;-
*

Cheers 2 all singles....

afsalme | 8:30 AM | Jokes, Love, Single |

Definition of "lover":
someone who will stand by you through all d troubles
which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single!

Cheers 2 all singles....:-)
*

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Thalla thattipoyi ..

afsalme | 9:51 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS, Tintumon |

Classinte group photo eduthathinu sesham athu vangan motivate cheyunna teacher:

"valuthai kaziyumpole ningal itinte vila ariyu

Ningal parayum, ithu Ramu,Ivan innu doctor aanu..
Ithu kuttan, iyaal ippol US'ilanu.."

Pinnilathe benchil irunnu tintumon..

"Ithu teacher..
Thalla thattipoyi" ..
*

Really superb..

afsalme | 9:46 PM | Fun, Tricks |

Hey read it its really superb.. ENJOY SMALL SMALL FUN IN LIFE
1-I need to tell u sumthing..
read number.5
2-R u in a rush?..
read no.8
3-R u curious?..
read no.9
4-Look its d following u betta..
read no.15
5-I havent got d guts..
just read no.17
6-I would like to tell u but..
u should read no.16
7-I'll tell u..
But 1st read no.2
8-Its very simple..
just read no.4
9-Dont get nervous, its simple..
just read no.18
10-Not yet..
but read no.19
11-R u gettin tired? relax..
just read no.13
12-Like i was sayin..
read no.3
13-U're nearly there..
read no.20
14-U r a wonderful nd very special person to me
15-Ur getting nervous..
just read no.6
16-U still dont get it?..
jus read no.12
17-Oh! I'm embarrassed..
read no.7
18-I dono if ull understand..
just read no.10
19-Read no.11
slowly & u'll find out..
20-Now im going 2 tell u..
read no.14:-)
*

Urumbukal lipstick chodikkum

afsalme | 9:18 PM | Comedy, Jokes, Malayalam SMS, Tintumon |

Man: Powder veno?

Tintumon: Ethu powdera?

Man: Urumbinullatha..

Tintumon: Venda, innu powder kondu koduthal nale
urumbukal lipstick chodikkum:-P!!
*

A person like u

afsalme | 8:38 PM | Praise |

The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the
direction of the wind.
But the goodness of a person like u
spreads in all directions.
*

Finaly 1 day ur parents will say

afsalme | 8:18 PM | Comedy, Jokes |

Walk on ur own path
Love in ur own ways
Talk in ur own words
Do wat ur heart says
n then
Finaly 1 day ur parents will say

Get out of d house
hi hi.........

Missing

afsalme | 7:54 PM | Love |

A sweet thought:

Missing someone can turn from pain to pleasure,

if we knew they were missing us too.....
Gd Ngt....

HIJACK!

afsalme | 7:53 PM | Comedy, Jokes, Tintumon |

Suddenly Tintumon stands up inside the airplane and shouts!!!

HIJACK!

Everybody in the plane starts crying.

Then JACK stands up and replied, ''HI TINTU''.
gud nite...
*

SALT DREAMS !

afsalme | 7:29 PM | Comedy, Good Night |

Good night & have a "SALT DREAM"
Bcoz Daily sweet is not gud for Your health.
Moreover
U are already too Sweeet.
So
Good night & SALT DREAMS !
*

Teacherku bhayankara maraviya

afsalme | 7:25 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS, Tintumon |

Tintumon-"amme, ente teacherku bhayankara maraviya.
Boardil 'mahabharatham' ennezhuthiyitu thirinju ninnu chodikuva
'mahabharatham' ezhuthiyathara ennu..
*

Ur Real Frnd

afsalme | 7:06 PM | Friends |

The one who can sense ur sadness in ur smile,
can hear ur words in ur silence,
§ can feel ur love in ur anger,
trust him bcoz he is indeed ur Real Frnd.
Gn.

Chakkakuru thinnumbol....

afsalme | 7:02 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS |

Mega offer!

1 chakka vangumbol
125 chula free
125 chula thinnumbol
125 kuru free
125 chakkakuru thinnumbol....
Vyathyasthamaaya oru
"RING TONE" free..!

Enjoy...
*

afsalme | 7:02 PM | Comedy, Malayalam SMS |

Mega offer!

1 chakka vangumbol
125 chula free
125 chula thinnumbol
125 kuru free
125 chakkakuru thinnumbol....
Vyathyasthamaaya oru
"RING TONE" free..!

Enjoy...
*

The highest pain

afsalme | 7:00 PM | Love, Sad |

The highest pain
in life is
to SIT just beside
a person U LUV
a lot & know the fact that the person
can NEVER
be URS in Dis lifetime...
Gdnt

If u r in pain then

afsalme | 6:59 PM | Wise Talks |

Winning horse dosen't know y it runs in race?
It runs bcoz of beats & pains.
Life is a race god is ur rider.
So if u r in pain then think 'god wants u 2 win'
G N.
*

Choose the best place even if U fall

afsalme | 6:55 PM | Wise Talks |

A drop of water which falls in lake has no identity.
But if it falls on lotus leaf it shines like a pearl.
So choose the best place even if U fall.
GOOD night.
*

Smile

afsalme | 6:47 PM | Love |

Close your eyes think abt ur lovable person
&
moments spent with them
Then watch..
your lips will automaticaly get
"smile"
Gdnt

smile

afsalme | 6:47 PM | Love |

Close your eyes think abt ur lovable person
&
moments spent with them
Then watch..
your lips will automaticaly get
"smile"
Gdnt

Frnds for ever

afsalme | 6:44 PM | Friendship |

Time wil change evrything:

Clasroom2ofice!
Books2files!
Bike2car!
Pocket money2salry!
Lover2partner!
But we shal alwz b same!
cute,stupid, idiot frnds forevr! ;-)

Swt drmz.. *

afsalme | 6:42 PM | Good Night |

Manjupeyuna kulirulla e rathriyil,
mazhakaatinte chirakileri swapna lokathileku ne kadakumbol,
minni thilanguna nakshathrangalod oppam njanum nerunu

Swt drmz..
*

Never miss that eye.

afsalme | 6:36 PM | Advice, Love |

You can see many lips which smiles for you.
But it is difficult to get an eye which cries only for you.
Ever you miss that lips,
never miss that eye.
GUD MORNG...
*

Happy Republic Day.

afsalme | 6:33 PM | Republic Day |

!!==--..__..-=-._
!!==--..__..-=-._|
!!==--..@..-=-..|
!!==--..__..-=-._|
!!
!!
!!
Vandemataram
Happy
Republic Day.

LIFE coms onlly once..

afsalme | 6:31 PM | Advice, Life |

LIFE coms onlly once..
So, enjoy it in full extent.
Nevr b 'angry' coz,
evry minute of angry U lose
'sixty second' of happiness...
B HAPPY alwys.

gd mrng
*

REALITIES of LIFE

afsalme | 6:23 PM | Life |

REALITIES of LIFE

..we go ALONE 2 see who FOLLOWS..

..we get ANGRY 2 see who APOLOGISES..

..we let our hearts b BROKEN jst 2 see
Who comes & FIXES for us..

..we sit ALONE 2 see
Who giv COMPANY 2 us..

..we WALK away 2 c
Who CALLS u bak..

..yeah...LYF'S A BIT CRAZY..
Gdnt frnd:-D

Night is a nice gift.

afsalme | 5:00 PM | Good Night |

Night is a nice gift. So open the gift by
closing your eyes you will see the
another world waiting for you....

Enjoy it with sweet dreams....
Good night..
*

Loving heart is better than a smiling face

afsalme | 4:59 PM | Friendship, Love |

Orthirikkaan Njan onnumalla...
Marakatharikan Njan aarumalla...
Enkilum eppozhenkilum enne orkkumo???
Bcoz a Loving heart is better than a smiling face...
GD N8
*

HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY.....

afsalme | 4:57 PM | Republic Day |

Let us remeber the golden heritage of
our country and feel proud to be
a part of INDIA.
Wish you a very Happy
REPUBLIC DAY.....
*

Ormayillenkil.........

afsalme | 4:55 PM | Comedy, Jokes, Malayalam SMS, Teasing |

Adyamai kandath ormayundo?

Adymai mindiyath ormayundo?

Adyamai
pinaghiyatho?

'SANTHOSH BRAHMI'
Kazhikkoo

Ormmakkum

Budhikkum uthamam.! Gud mg

Dridarashtrarku Kazhcha kittiyal.....

afsalme | 4:11 PM | Comedy, Epic Jokes, Jokes |

Dridarashtrar comes to Panjaali's house with sweets.
She was bathing. She called him to bathroom
and gave a chair. (Angerku kannu kaanillallo).

After the bath she asked: "entha visesham..? enthina sweets....?"

Dridarashtrar: ennale kannu operation ayirunnu.
Kazhcha kitti. Athinte chelava...!
*

Why do we make frnds....?

afsalme | 4:09 PM | Friends, Friendship |

y do v make frnds....?

Coz dey wil understand just by the look in our eyes...

Coz v can say somethn stupid without bein laughed at...

Coz v can share our deepest secrets without bein judged...

Coz they wil b'live in our dreams no matter how silly they may seem..

Coz they wil tel us the truth each and everytime...

Coz they wil be by our side always...

Coz they wil love us for who v 'r..

And everything v do becomes a "MEMORY!''
GøoD NighT
My FRIEND....
*

Cannot win over our textbooks....

afsalme | 4:07 PM | College, Comedy, Jokes |

Even if all the musicians in the world
join together to create a melody to
make us sleep...
they cannot win over our textbooks....
Gnt dear
*

Akalarudh nee

afsalme | 3:25 PM | Love, Malayalam SMS |

"karayarudh nee..
Aswasipikan njanunduvum!

Pinangarudh nee...
Snehathode njanunduvum!

Akalarudh nee.
Jeevanode njanundayennevarilla."

Gud n8! Swtdrms
*

I love my Friend

afsalme | 3:12 PM | Friendship |

I love my eyes
when u
look into them

I love my name
when u
say it

I love my heart
when u
love it
&
l love my life
when u r
my friend
*

Love and Death

afsalme | 6:44 AM | Heart, Love, Quotations |

Love & Death are two uninvited Guests,
Nobody knows when they comes,
But Both do the same work,
One takes Heart and the Other takes Its Beats..
Gudnit dr frnds
*

Palavattam kathu ninnu njan..(Coffe @ mg Road)

afsalme | 5:56 AM | Comedy, Jokes, Malayalam SMS, Song |

Palavattam kathu ninnu njan cellphonin padivathikal,
Oru callum cheyyatha nee fraud alle..
Azhakolum ponmyne call onnu cheyyoolle,
En phonil full charge ayi wait cheyyum njan.(2)
Nin msg-in rply cheyyan kothichathani nenjam,
inbox ellam empty aakeelle.
Ponprabhatham vidarum neram eduthu njan cell kayyil,
kothicha callukal onnum vannila.
Ilibhyanayi vishathanayi Ekanthanay njan ninnu.(2)
come on babe com 2
Call vilkilla vilkilla nee?? O oo o...
*

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