U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids .

Lady On Phone..

Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u. U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.

Man Stunnd...Omg!

R U Riya

No

Anu?

No

Pari?

No

Jasi?

No

Lady in confusion : No Sir.. I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son.

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" How to Cook " !!

Wife : I hate that beggar.

Husband : Why ?

Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food  today he gave me a book

"How to Cook" !!

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Why don't you do that ?

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.

"Why don't you do that?" said the wife. "Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!

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No, sir, this I do free of charge.

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary.

He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"

The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."

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Not To Love Again Ever. :-(

The Person Whom U Loved More Than Ur Lyf Comes Into Ur Life For Either Of The Two Reasons. 1.To Love You Forever Or To Teach You, Not To Love Again Ever.:-(

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my little heart said 2 brain" u need msg i need friend."

1 day my brain asked me "why r u sending msgs 2 tht person who is not msgn u?" but my little heart said 2 brain" u need msg i need friend."

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Good Friends are like software.....

Good Friends are like software. They enter ur life; scan ur problems; edit ur tensions; download ur solutions; delete ur worries and save u in their heart!

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chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA PALU KUDICHITTANNU

Oru 30 vayasaya chettan oru 50 vayasaya chechiye kallayanam kazhichu first night ill tanne aa chettan tatty poyi. pittennu doctor vannu postmortem nadatty nokki enittu paranju,. aa chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA PALU KUDICHITTANNU

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CHADDI ALAMAARIKAGATH. !!!!

Tintumon oru jockey chaddi vangi. Naatil thuni pokki ellavarkum kaanicchu kond nadannu. Vitil vann alamara thurannappol adishayam... CHADDI ALAMAARIKAGATH. !!!!

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Happy Wedding Anniversary

To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary

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Happy Wedding

Best wishes to you both on ur marriage, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding

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Tintu : ividune railway stationilek ethra charge ?

tintumon autostandil Tintu:ividune railway stationilek ethra charge Auto:2o rs Tintu:ee petti kudeyundenkilo Auto:athin prathekich chargonum venda Tintu:enki ee petti onu railway station vare kondupo nan busil vannolam!!

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Tintu: Ini parajittentha aaa nerathu power cuttayirunnu !!!!!!!!

Tintu: nammude kashtakalathite neratha kanakk mashinte meth karantu kampi veenathu… Koottukar: Athendaaaa Tintu: Ini parajittentha aaa nerathu power cuttayirunnu!!!!!!!!

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Have A Nice Day

Could you do me a favor? put your left hand over your right shoulder then your right hand to your left shoulder.there! 'ive just given you a morning hug... have a nice day!

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Attention !

Attention ! Please all d passengers who r travelling in d dreams are requested 2 open their eyes. v have landed safely in a beautiful day. Good Morning!

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Pavam njangade class teacherinu anganeyarikum......

Amma:Tintu, engnae vaa thorathe samsarichondirunal last vattum pidikum ninakariyamo?? Tintu: oho, pavam njangade class teacherinu anganeyarikum vattayathu !!!

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Tintu:Teacher chodichathu kondu matram njan tharanameniillalalo??

Teacher:Ninte kail oru 500 rupa undeannirikattee,athil ninnum njan 250 rupa kadam chodichal baaki eathra undavum?? Tintu:500 Rupa thanne undakum.. Teacher:Ateagane?? Tintu:Teacher chodichathu kondu matram njan tharanameniillalalo??

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Uragunna tintuvine eazhunealpichu kondu Teacher :-)

Uragunna tintuvine eazhunealpichu kondu Teacher:: da tintu eazhnealkada , classil kidannu eangane uragan pattumo?? Tintu:Pattum teacher,kure neramayi try cheyunundu, aa sabdam kurachu koodi thazhthiyiruneal nannayi uragan pattiyeane..!!

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Who am I ?

Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. I’m double, I’m single, I’m black blue and gray, I’m read from both ends, And the same either way. Who am I?

Ans. Eye

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Lovely Birthday my dear Wife!

Lovely msg for a Lovely Person from Lovely Husband For a Lovely Reason at a Lovely Time from a Lovely Mind in a Lovely Mood in a Lovely Style to wish you Have a Lovely Birthday my dear Wife!

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balikaye Swantham pithavum Auto drivrm koodi krooramayi

FLASH NWS: Kollath 3 vayasula
balikaye Swantham pithavum Auto
drivrm koodi krooramayi
valichizchu kond
poyi . . . . . . . . . . . . LKG classil il
cherthu

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Miss U Dear

Hridhayathinte ida naazhiyil mazha thullikalaayi ninte ormakal veenu udanjapol ariyathe ente mizhikal niranju poyi...
"MISS U DEAR"

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Snehikan Enikku Orupadu Perilla.....

Snehikan eniku orupadu perilla.. pakshe, ente sneham orupadayi ente priya petavarku njan nalkum, athil oralayi neeyum undakum.
U R my frnd

   

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Can You help me in garden

Wife: can you help me in garden?
Husband: what do you think, I am
a gardner??
Wife: can you fix door handle?
Husband: What do you think, I am
a carpenter?
In the evening when husband
came from the work,
he saw everything has been fixed.
He asked wife who fixed this.
Wife: Our neighbor.
But he gave me 2 options.
Either I should give him burger or
a kiss.
Husband: I am sure you must have
given a burger.
Wife:”What do you think, I am
McDonald’s ?

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR MOTHER

May stars shine this day,
may flowers bloom this day,
may birds sing 4 u this day,
may u get everything in ur life
which u wish this day”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR
Mother

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nee alledi ente karal

wife:Ingane kudichal ningade
karalu povum manushya,
husband : nee
alledi ente karal
wife: Athu
thanneya njan paranjathu, njan
vallavantem koode povumennu !!

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