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Showing posts with label Malayalam SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Malayalam SMS. Show all posts

Sunday, March 10, 2013

chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA PALU KUDICHITTANNU

Oru 30 vayasaya chettan oru 50 vayasaya chechiye kallayanam kazhichu first night ill tanne aa chettan tatty poyi. pittennu doctor vannu postmortem nadatty nokki enittu paranju,. aa chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA PALU KUDICHITTANNU

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Thursday, March 7, 2013

Tintu : ividune railway stationilek ethra charge ?

tintumon autostandil Tintu:ividune railway stationilek ethra charge Auto:2o rs Tintu:ee petti kudeyundenkilo Auto:athin prathekich chargonum venda Tintu:enki ee petti onu railway station vare kondupo nan busil vannolam!!

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Tintu: Ini parajittentha aaa nerathu power cuttayirunnu !!!!!!!!

Tintu: nammude kashtakalathite neratha kanakk mashinte meth karantu kampi veenathu… Koottukar: Athendaaaa Tintu: Ini parajittentha aaa nerathu power cuttayirunnu!!!!!!!!

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Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Pavam njangade class teacherinu anganeyarikum......

Amma:Tintu, engnae vaa thorathe samsarichondirunal last vattum pidikum ninakariyamo?? Tintu: oho, pavam njangade class teacherinu anganeyarikum vattayathu !!!

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Tintu:Teacher chodichathu kondu matram njan tharanameniillalalo??

Teacher:Ninte kail oru 500 rupa undeannirikattee,athil ninnum njan 250 rupa kadam chodichal baaki eathra undavum?? Tintu:500 Rupa thanne undakum.. Teacher:Ateagane?? Tintu:Teacher chodichathu kondu matram njan tharanameniillalalo??

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Uragunna tintuvine eazhunealpichu kondu Teacher :-)

Uragunna tintuvine eazhunealpichu kondu Teacher:: da tintu eazhnealkada , classil kidannu eangane uragan pattumo?? Tintu:Pattum teacher,kure neramayi try cheyunundu, aa sabdam kurachu koodi thazhthiyiruneal nannayi uragan pattiyeane..!!

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Thursday, February 28, 2013

balikaye Swantham pithavum Auto drivrm koodi krooramayi

FLASH NWS: Kollath 3 vayasula
balikaye Swantham pithavum Auto
drivrm koodi krooramayi
valichizchu kond
poyi . . . . . . . . . . . . LKG classil il
cherthu

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Monday, February 25, 2013

nee alledi ente karal

wife:Ingane kudichal ningade
karalu povum manushya,
husband : nee
alledi ente karal
wife: Athu
thanneya njan paranjathu, njan
vallavantem koode povumennu !!
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Thursday, April 28, 2011

Kidney Failure...

Doctor to Tintumon:
ninte oru kidney fail aayi..
Tintu aadyam kure karanju.. pinne kannu thudachu chodichu..
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Ethra maarkinu..!? *Good mrng*

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Sunday, April 24, 2011

Enganeyundee puthiya....

Wife:0nnu pathuke
Hus:0nnu mindathiri
wife:Aaa enikku vedanikunu pathuke.Enikku vayya.
Hus:yippam kerum
wif:Aaa.
Hus:Hai kayari.
Enganeyundee puthiya MOTHIRAM ;P
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Mone Manassil Matttoru Laddu Potti.....


Loverinte Aniyathi Namukku Missed Call Adichal Ninte Hridayam Enthu Parayum?
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"Mone Manassil Matttoru Laddu Potti"
Gud ni8 Baby......
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Pularkalam

 ,:*"*;,   ,:*"*;,
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__)(__"ormakalil sugandhamunarthi chempakangal pookumpol veendumoru pularkalam.
Goodmornig
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Saturday, April 23, 2011

Nashta Pariharam!!!

WIFE: Enne Ningalku
Kettichu Thannathu 5 Laksham
Rupa Thannitta.!

Husband: Apakadathil
Pedunnavark Nashta
Pariharam Nalkunnathu
Pathiva.! :D
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Saturday, June 12, 2010

SOUTH AFRICA 2010

Velluvilikkan Njangalilla.
Njangale Vellan Aarund?
-ARGENTINA

Velluvilikkunnad Kollam,
Pakshe Tholkan Vendiyavarud.
-BRAZIL

Njangale Kalikkan Kootumo.?
-INDIA
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Love marriage is going near the snake & saying

Arrange marriage is
"While u r walking unfortunately a snake bites u"


But
Love marriage is going  near the snake & saying,


Kadi... Kadi... Kadi..:);) g n..
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Kadannu poya manohara nimishangal

"Kadannu poya manohara  nimishangal
thirichu kittanamennu aashikkaruth. karanam...
Thirichu kittillennu urappullathu kondanu
aa nimishangal manoharamayath...!!GN
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"Onnu kanichu tarumo".....

Whats the coolest thing about examination hall?
Its the only place where you can openly say to a girl












"Onnu kanichu tarumo".....;-)
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Ennal ente numbr kodutheku.

Dundu: Innu ente GirlFrndinte B'day anu avalku entha kodukuka

Tintu:Kanan engane undu?

Dundu: sundari anu

Tintu:Ennal ente numbr kodutheku.
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Kooduthal enthenkilum venamenkil ariyikkuka, appoopante avastha valare moshamanu

Tintumonte ammooma Americayil vechu marichu.
Tintumon deadbody natilekkayachu.
Koode oru letterum!

Priyappeta chettanu,
ammooma ittirikkuna dress chechikkulathanu.
Kuttikalkayi thalayude adiyil sweets vechitundu.
Pinne 5 jodi socks kaalil ittittundu.
Thalayil kuthiyirukuna clip aniyathiku kodukkanam.
Kooduthal enthenkilum venamenkil ariyikkuka, appoopante avastha valare moshamanu.
-ennu Tintumon ..
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Sunday, May 23, 2010

Njan Station'leku varikayayirunnu..

Police: Helmet evide?

Tintumon: Sir..Sir,

Police: Enthada parungunne?

Tintumon: Njan Station'leku varikayayirunnu,
ente helmet kallan kondu poyi!
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