Can You help me in garden

Wife: can you help me in garden?
Husband: what do you think, I am
a gardner??
Wife: can you fix door handle?
Husband: What do you think, I am
a carpenter?
In the evening when husband
came from the work,
he saw everything has been fixed.
He asked wife who fixed this.
Wife: Our neighbor.
But he gave me 2 options.
Either I should give him burger or
a kiss.
Husband: I am sure you must have
given a burger.
Wife:”What do you think, I am
McDonald’s ?

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nee alledi ente karal

wife:Ingane kudichal ningade
karalu povum manushya,
husband : nee
alledi ente karal
wife: Athu
thanneya njan paranjathu, njan
vallavantem koode povumennu !!

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Enganeyundee puthiya....

Wife:0nnu pathuke

Hus:0nnu mindathiri

wife:Aaa enikku vedanikunu pathuke.Enikku vayya.

Hus:yippam kerum

wif:Aaa.

Hus:Hai kayari.

Enganeyundee puthiya MOTHIRAM ;P

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Nashta Pariharam!!!

WIFE: Enne Ningalku
Kettichu Thannathu 5 Laksham
Rupa Thannitta.!

Husband: Apakadathil
Pedunnavark Nashta
Pariharam Nalkunnathu
Pathiva.! :D
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