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Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Sunday, March 10, 2013

chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA PALU KUDICHITTANNU

Oru 30 vayasaya chettan oru 50 vayasaya chechiye kallayanam kazhichu first night ill tanne aa chettan tatty poyi. pittennu doctor vannu postmortem nadatty nokki enittu paranju,. aa chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA PALU KUDICHITTANNU

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CHADDI ALAMAARIKAGATH. !!!!

Tintumon oru jockey chaddi vangi. Naatil thuni pokki ellavarkum kaanicchu kond nadannu. Vitil vann alamara thurannappol adishayam... CHADDI ALAMAARIKAGATH. !!!!

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Thursday, March 7, 2013

Tintu : ividune railway stationilek ethra charge ?

tintumon autostandil Tintu:ividune railway stationilek ethra charge Auto:2o rs Tintu:ee petti kudeyundenkilo Auto:athin prathekich chargonum venda Tintu:enki ee petti onu railway station vare kondupo nan busil vannolam!!

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Tintu: Ini parajittentha aaa nerathu power cuttayirunnu !!!!!!!!

Tintu: nammude kashtakalathite neratha kanakk mashinte meth karantu kampi veenathu… Koottukar: Athendaaaa Tintu: Ini parajittentha aaa nerathu power cuttayirunnu!!!!!!!!

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Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Pavam njangade class teacherinu anganeyarikum......

Amma:Tintu, engnae vaa thorathe samsarichondirunal last vattum pidikum ninakariyamo?? Tintu: oho, pavam njangade class teacherinu anganeyarikum vattayathu !!!

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Tintu:Teacher chodichathu kondu matram njan tharanameniillalalo??

Teacher:Ninte kail oru 500 rupa undeannirikattee,athil ninnum njan 250 rupa kadam chodichal baaki eathra undavum?? Tintu:500 Rupa thanne undakum.. Teacher:Ateagane?? Tintu:Teacher chodichathu kondu matram njan tharanameniillalalo??

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Uragunna tintuvine eazhunealpichu kondu Teacher :-)

Uragunna tintuvine eazhunealpichu kondu Teacher:: da tintu eazhnealkada , classil kidannu eangane uragan pattumo?? Tintu:Pattum teacher,kure neramayi try cheyunundu, aa sabdam kurachu koodi thazhthiyiruneal nannayi uragan pattiyeane..!!

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Saturday, July 9, 2011

Who can go home?

Teacher : whoever answers my
next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher : who just threw that?!
Boy : Me! I'm going home now.
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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

This Funny fact always happen

This Funny fact always happen:
Study for one Hour-
No One sees.!
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.
But pick up mobile just 4 a second
Mom/Dad enters d room... :-(

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Saturday, June 12, 2010

You-very...........

You-very swéét
You-véry smart
You-very lovely
You-very cute
You-very glamourus. Ayyada...
Idhe enikku ente friend ayacha sms'aa....
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Our concept

Old concept:"Do oR die"
.New concept:"Do before u die".
Latest concept: "Dont die until u do".. 



Our concept: "WHAT TO DO!!!!????
 gud mng
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Best sexy sms of Millenium

Best sexy sms of Millenium :- 
A  note on a girl's T shirt - 
"No use of looking... They won't get bigger.,
Unless u work on them..."
gdn8
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Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

Wife:Darling today is our anniversary,
what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
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Saturday, May 22, 2010

First bench students are intelligent.......Until.....

Fact of student life:
"First bench students are intelligent.......Until.....
Last bench students don't participate in d competition...
Gdnt dear
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Ninte SMSnu vendi

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Ravilamuthal evide kathirikukayanu......


Bussino Trainino alla.




Ninte SMSnu vendi ;-)
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Height of dreaming:

Height of dreaming:                  
Last night, Bill gates came to me and asked





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Aliya Windows XP cd undoda !!!!
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Thursday, May 20, 2010

Y students fails in exams?

Y students fails in exams?
Bcoz.
8hrs of sleep every day=122 days
365-122=243 days
Summer holidays=61days
243-61=182days
Sunday in a year=52days
182-52=130days
Festival holidays=40days
130-40=90days
3hrs of daily playing=46 days 90-46=44days
Winter holidays=15days
44-15=29days
1 hr chating per day=15days
29-15=14days
Sickness days=10days
14-10=4days
Film time in a year=3days
4-3=1day
Remaning 1 day is birthday...

"So no time to study"
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I want my own wife..

A kid aft being beaten up by his mom
was Sitting out.
Dad came & askd him,"Wat happened Son?" 
kid:"Dad i cant adjust wit ur wife anymore!
I want my own wife.."
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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Then congratulations u are a perfect COLLEGE student..

1.Do u feel lazy to get up early in the morning

2.Does a book work as a sleeping pill

3.Attend classes only for attendance

4.See the calendar  for holidays

5.Cell in place of calculator

If the above is happening with u.

Then congratulations u are a perfect COLLEGE student..
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Intrstng Story

3 friends living in D same flat on 110th floor
One day D lift wasn't working
So,they had to climb the Stairs
To pass time they decided Dat
1st person should tel a War Story,
2nd a Funny Story & 3rd a Sad Story

So,
1st person told a story &
They climb upto 50th floor

2nd 1 said a Funny story &
They climbd upto 109th floor

Now D 3rd has to say
He said a very sad story dat






I've kept the Door key in d Car".
kaisi lagi story:-P
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