Can You help me in garden

Wife: can you help me in garden?
Husband: what do you think, I am
a gardner??
Wife: can you fix door handle?
Husband: What do you think, I am
a carpenter?
In the evening when husband
came from the work,
he saw everything has been fixed.
He asked wife who fixed this.
Wife: Our neighbor.
But he gave me 2 options.
Either I should give him burger or
a kiss.
Husband: I am sure you must have
given a burger.
Wife:”What do you think, I am
McDonald’s ?